Comedy Is A Very Rough Beat. It's

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

Comediennes Are The Lucky Ones, Because If You're Funny, You Can Be 125 Years Old And They Will Still Accept You.

It's So Long Since I've Had Sex I've Forgotten Who Ties Up Who.

When A Man Has A Birthday, He Takes A Day Off. When A Woman Has A Birthday, She Takes At Least Three Years Off.

The Thing Is, I'm Happiest When I'm On Stage.