It's So Long Since I've Had Sex

Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

The Thing Is, I'm Happiest When I'm On Stage.

I Think Hillary Clinton's Style Is Perfect. Perfect. You Don't Notice What She's Wearing, You Notice The Woman.

You Know You're Getting Old When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

Don't Tell Your Kids You Had An Easy Birth Or They Won't Respect You. For Years I Used To Wake Up My Daughter And Say, 'melissa You Ripped Me To Shreds. Now Go Back To Sleep.'.