Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

I Said To My Husband, 'my Boobs Have Gone, My Stomach's Gone, Say Something Nice About My Legs.' He Said, 'blue Goes With Everything.'

Having A Baby Can Be A Scream.

The Last Time I Appeared In Las Vegas, They Were Wearing Hoop Skirts And Davy Crockett Hats, ... But They Say 'what Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas.' And As Far As Fashion Is Concerned, That's A Good Thing.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.