Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

I Was Just Reading About The New Lindsay Lohan Diet, Which Is All Liquid. 80 Proof.

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.

A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!