I Have So Little Sex Appeal That

A Woman Went To A Plastic Surgeon And Asked Him To Make Her Like Bo Derek. He Gave Her A Lobotomy.

Comediennes Are The Lucky Ones, Because If You're Funny, You Can Be 125 Years Old And They Will Still Accept You.

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying.