I Have So Little Sex Appeal That

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny. And When You're Very, Very Happy, You're Not Very Funny. You're Just Happy. I'd Rather Be Damaged And Funny.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.

I Am So Out Of The Loop. I Am Never Honored. My Career Is Hilarious To Me. I Am Either Under The Radar Or Over The Radar.

Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them Outside, And The Air Disintegrates Them.

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Had The Baby. He Was There For The Birth. It Would've Been Nice If He Was There For The Conception.