A Woman Went To A Plastic Surgeon

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My Best Birth Control Now Is Just To Leave The Lights On.

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.

Valentine's Day Is Different For Old People. At This Age I Receive Chocolates In Boxes Shaped Like Artificial Hearts.