Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More

Everyone Thinks Angelina Jolie Was The First Celebrity Baby Hoarder, But She Wasn't. Before Angelina There Was Mia Farrow. Mia Had An Entire Farm Full Of Children. I Think She Got Them At Costco.

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.