Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

After We Made Love He Took A Piece Of Chalk And Made An Outline Of My Body.

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

Forty For You, Sixty For Me. And Equal Partners We Will Be.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.