Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

Run Scared ... And They Never Catch You.

You Know You're Getting Old When Work Is A Lot Less Fun And Fun Is A Lot More Work.

At My Age An Affair Of The Heart Is A Bypass!

People Say That Money Is Not The Key To Happiness, But I Always Figured If You Have Enough Money, You Can Have A Key Made.