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And Since We're All Adults Here, Let's Be Brutally Honest-most Babies Are Not Actually Attractive. In Fact, They're Weird And Freakish Looking. A Large Percentage Of Them Are Squinty-eyed And Bald And Their Faces Are All Mushed Toegther, Kind Of Like Renee Zellweger Pushed Up Against A Glass Window.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

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Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!