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I'm A Double Bagger. Not Only Does My Husband Put A Bag Over My Face When We're Making Love, But He Also Puts A Bag Over His Head In Case Mine Falls Off.

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.

I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't Want To Be A Day Older.

After We Made Love He Took A Piece Of Chalk And Made An Outline Of My Body.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.