I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't

Everyone Thinks Angelina Jolie Was The First Celebrity Baby Hoarder, But She Wasn't. Before Angelina There Was Mia Farrow. Mia Had An Entire Farm Full Of Children. I Think She Got Them At Costco.

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.

Comedy Exists To Laugh At Things That Aren't Laughable. But Isn't It? That's What Separates Us From The Animals. We Laugh.