I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't

I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed. My Husband Never Said Anything, But After We Made Love He'd Take A Piece Of Chalk And Outline My Body.

The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me On Stage Is Someone Ran Forward To Tell Me They Loved Me And Projectile Vomited All Over The Stage. It Was Horrible.

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.