It's Been So Long Since I Made

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

Want To Know Why Women Don't Blink During Foreplay? Not Enough Time.

Last Night I Asked My Husband, 'what's Your Favorite Sexual Position?' And He Said, 'next Door.'

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.