Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

If Two People Want To Get Married, Get Married! The Victorians Had A Great Saying: As Long As It Doesn't Scare The Horses, Do What You Want. And I Absolutely Believe That.

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.