With This Face, I Need All The

Last Night I Asked My Husband, 'what's Your Favorite Sexual Position?' And He Said, 'next Door.'

I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not Reality.

Something Terrific Will Come No Matter How Dark The Present.

I've Always Hate Child Stars, Starting From Way Back When, When I Was A Child. The First Child Star I Saw Was Shirley Temple. She Was Six Years Old, Two Foot Six And The Biggest Star In Hollywood. She Wore Ribbons In Her Hair, And Frilly Little Pinafores And Shiny Patent-leather Tap Shoes - Just Like The Boys In Glee Do.

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.