With This Face, I Need All The

Al Roker Said I Am 80 Years 'young'; It's Like Saying Al Roker Is 320 Pounds 'thin'.

Never Floss With A Stranger.

I Have No Sex Appeal And It Has Screwed Me Up For Life; My Gynecologist Examines Me By Telephone.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.

I Love The Way My Life Has Fallen Into Place.