With This Face, I Need All The

Age - It's The One Mountain You Can't Overcome.

I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina Fey Now If I Hadn't Tried To Look Good In The Beginning.

It's So Long Since I've Had Sex I've Forgotten Who Ties Up Who.

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

If You Laugh At It, You Can Deal With It.