I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not

A German Sense Of Humor Is An Oxymoron.

I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of Things - But Sex Isn't One Of Them.

At My Age An Affair Of The Heart Is A Bypass!

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.