I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.

There Are Many Self-help Books By Ph.d.s, But I Hold A Different Degree: An I.b.t.i.a.-i've Been Through It All. This Degree Comes Not On Parchment But Gauze, And It Entitles Me To Tell You That There Is A Way To Get Through Any Misfortune.

I Hate Billings, Montana. They Have A Fashion Show At Sears Roebuck

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.