I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of

I Think I'm In A Business Where You Have To Look Good, And It's Totally Youth-oriented.

Forty For You, Sixty For Me. And Equal Partners We Will Be.

The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, I'll Consider It.

I Have No Sex Appeal, Which Kills Me. The Only Way I Can Ever Hear Heavy Breathing From My Husband's Side Of The Bed Is When He's Having An Asthma Attack.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.