Sold My House In La, Packed Myself

Your Anger Can Be 49 Percent And Your Comedy 51 Percent, And You're Okay. If The Anger Is 51 Percent, The Comedy Is Gone.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.

When You First Get Married, They Open The Car Door For You. Eighteen Years Now...once He Opened The Car Door For Me In The Last Four Years - We Were On The Freeway At The Time.

I Was My Own Buddy In Camp.

I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of Things - But Sex Isn't One Of Them.