I Am A Dyke! And I'm Damn

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

I Wear The Midi Because I Feel If You're Going To Look Ugly, You May As Well Look This Year's Ugly.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

Acting Is My True Love. I Would Like To Have Been A Serious Actor, And I Plan To In The Next Life. I'm Gonna Be Meryl Streep Rivers.