My Daughter And I Are Very Close,

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

If You're Not A Wreck In This Business, You're Not Around.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying.

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.

I Was Not An Attractive Child. When I Didn't Use My Girl Scouts Uniform As A Uniform, I Used It As A Tent.