She's So Fat, She's My Two Best

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

When You're First-generation Money, You Want To Say, "i Got A Mercedes And A Rolls And A Lamborghini. Take A Look." When You're Second-generation Money, You're Very Quiet Behind Your Country Club Doors. I Think That's Why People Are Much More Aware. It's The First-generation Wives That Have The Huge Rings And The Second-generation Says, "everyone Be Quiet As We Get On Our Yacht Or Our Private Plane."

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.