She's So Fat, She's My Two Best

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.

All Babies Look Like Renée Zellweger Pushed Against A Glass Window.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

[on Plastic Surgery:] My Motto Is: 'anything That Can Be Lifted Should Be Lifted. Anything That Falls Should Be Caught. And Try To Catch Any Falling Stuff Before It Hits The Ground.

Having A Baby Can Be A Scream.