Having A Baby Can Be A Scream.

Why Should A Woman Cook? So Her Husband Can Say 'my Wife Makes A Delicious Cake' To Some Hooker?

My Daughter Refuses To Call Me Mother In Public; My Little Grandson Calls Me Spongeslob Squarebottom, And Nobody Else Ever Calls Me At All.

I Think It Was Cosby Who Also Said To Me, 'if Only 2 Percent Of The World Thinks You're Funny, You'll Still Fill Stadiums For The Rest Of Your Life.'

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.