I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina

The Glass Is Always Half Empty. All Good Comedians Are Manic-depressive.

But You Do Have To Learn, If You Want To Be A Satirist, You Can't Be Part Of The Party. Meaning, You Can't Go Horseback Riding With Jackie O In Central Park If You're Going To Make A Joke About Her That Night.

I Will Only Praise Someone Who Can't Take Anything Away From Me.

Grandchildren Can Be Annoying - How Many Times Can You Go: "and The Cow Goes Moo And The Pig Goes Oink"? It's Like Talking To A Supermodel.

Want To Know Why Women Don't Blink During Foreplay? Not Enough Time.