I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina

The Thing Is, I'm Happiest When I'm On Stage.

A Woman Went To A Plastic Surgeon And Asked Him To Make Her Like Bo Derek. He Gave Her A Lobotomy.

I Wear The Midi Because I Feel If You're Going To Look Ugly, You May As Well Look This Year's Ugly.

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.