My Love Life Is Like A Piece

Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

I've Always Hate Child Stars, Starting From Way Back When, When I Was A Child. The First Child Star I Saw Was Shirley Temple. She Was Six Years Old, Two Foot Six And The Biggest Star In Hollywood. She Wore Ribbons In Her Hair, And Frilly Little Pinafores And Shiny Patent-leather Tap Shoes - Just Like The Boys In Glee Do.

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

I Got A Waterbed, But My Husband Stocked It With Trout.

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