Animals In The Wild Are Lean, And

But Puberty Was... Well, Before Puberty, At School, I Didn't Tell Kids I Was A Transvestite 'cause I Thought They Might Kill Me With Sticks, You Know?

My Stand-up Is Quite Good Now, People Say. It's Just Like A Big Conversation Each Time. Every Gig Is A Rehearsal.

All Humans Can Do More Than They Think They Can Do. So I Think We Can All Actually Be More Superhuman Than We Think We Can.

There Was No Religion In My Life Growing Up. Did God Invent Us Or Did We Invent God?

It's Not A Bloody Piano, It's A Clarenart...you Weird Talking Person.