It's Not A Bloody Piano, It's A

If There Were A God, Don't You Think He Would Have Flicked Hitler's Head Off?

If You Get Anything Creative Going, Then The Work And Play Thing Is The Same Thing, I Feel.

I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I Can Run About In Heels And Not Fall Over.

I Don't Subscribe To The Theory That All Politicians Are Crap. I Think The 'cool People' Often Take That Position.

If You Can Be Your Own Force Of Nature And Have A Positive Heart, Then You Can Actually Do Something Good In The World.