I'm Into Humanity. I Don't Believe In

When I Watched Braveheart I Was In Tears And I Was Rooting For The Scottish People

I Wear Whatever I Want Whenever I Want. I Don't Call It Drag; I Don't Even Call It Cross-dressing. It's Just Wearing A Dress.

I'm A Dyslexic Person, So I Avoid Books.

I Like My Coffee Hot And Strong. Like I Like My Women: Hot And Strong...with A Spoon In Them.

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.