The Pope Is Guarded By The Swiss

Drag For Me Is Costume, And What I'm Trying To Do Is, Sometimes I'll Go Around And Wear Makeup In The Streets, Turn Up To The Gig, Take The Makeup Off, Do The Show, And Then Put The Makeup Back On. It's The Inverse Of Drag. It's Not About Artifice. It's About Me Just Expressing Myself. So When I'm Campaigning In London For Politics, I Campaign With Makeup On And The Nails. It's Just What I Have On, Like Any Woman.

This Is A World That's Big Enough For Everyone. I Like That Message In That Comes Out Of John Lasseter, And It Comes Out Pixar, It Comes Out Of The Apple, Google, The Ben And Jerry's Thing. These Are American Companies That Send That Message Around That Is Good, That Is Healthy. And Everyone Goes, "that's The America I Always Believed In Before Watergate."

It's My Manifest Destiny To Wear A Skirt In All Countries.

Sharks Are Just Evil Bastards. I'm Quite Happy If All The Sharks Just Went, Because They Eat Fish And Us. And We Need The Fish.

Racist People, Interestingly, Are Never As Polite As Smokers. Have You Noticed That? Smokers Always Go, "do You Mind If I Smoke? Oh, You Do? Okay, I'll Go Outside And Have A Cigarette."