The Pope Is Guarded By The Swiss

There's Not Much Makeup In The Army, Is There? No. They Only Have That Nighttime Look, And That's A Bit Slapdash, Isn't It?

Queen Victoria, One Of Our More Frumpy Queen's. They're All Frumpy Aren't They? Because It's A Bad Idea When Cousin's Marry.

Cable Cars Are Fun - Everyone Gets On Board And Becomes A Rhesus Monkey.

Sharks Are Just Evil Bastards. I'm Quite Happy If All The Sharks Just Went, Because They Eat Fish And Us. And We Need The Fish.

There Was No Religion In My Life Growing Up. Did God Invent Us Or Did We Invent God?