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The National Rifle Association Says, 'guns Don't Kill People. People Do'. But I Think The Gun Helps.

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia. This Is True, They Proved This One. The Word Dyslexia Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

We Stole Countries With The Cunning Use Of Flags. Just Sail Around The World And Stick A Flag In. "i Claim India For Britain!" They're Going "you Can't Claim Us, We Live Here! Five Hundred Million Of Us!" "do You Have A Flag …? "no..." "well, If You Don't Have A Flag, Then You Can't Have A Country. Those Are The Rules... That I Just Made Up!

I'd Be Happy To Be Taken As A Woman - And That's What I Was Initially Trying To Do When I Started Throwing On Dresses And Stuff. But That Wasn't Going To Happen Because Everyone Kept Calling Me Sir. So I Thought I'd Change The Method And Just Start Wearing What I Wanted To Wear.

My Gran Said Put A Thimble On Your Finger And It Helps You In Case You Slip With The Needle And It Goes Up, Into The Brain, And Death.