You're Gay, You Sell Books... You Probably

There's Two Positions In Snowboarding. One Is Looking Cool And The Other Is Dead!

Learning That You Have Stamina Is An Excellent Thing To Know. If A Project Fails, I Know I Can Pick Myself Up.

I'm An Action Transvestite Really, So It's Running, Jumping, Climbing Trees Putting On Make-up When You're Up There!

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'

Animals In The Wild Are Lean, And I Think We Should Be Too.