Any Captain Can Only Do His Best

The Only Thing That Really Annoys Me Is When All Of A Sudden You Hear Yourself On The Radio Advertising Smith's Tyre Shop Or Blenkinsop's Jam. They Simply Can't Do That. And In Australia, Occasionally I Have To Take Action.

The Hallmark Of A Great Captain Is The Ability To Win The Toss, At The Right Time.

In Fact, As A Spin Bowler, You Have To Work On The Batsman Over After Over.

A Cricket Ground Is A Flat Piece Of Earth With Some Buildings Around It.

When A Cricketer Gets Hit In The Private Parts, He Hopes The Pain Will Go Away Very Soon But The Swelling Doesn't!