Captaincy Is 90 Per Cent Luck And

Gatting At Fine Leg - That's A Contradiction In Terms.

Any Captain Can Only Do His Best For The Team And For Cricket. When You Are Winning, You Are A Hero. Lose, And The Backslappers Fade Away.

When A Cricketer Gets Hit In The Private Parts, He Hopes The Pain Will Go Away Very Soon But The Swelling Doesn't!

The Key Thing Was To Learn The Value Of Economy With Words And To Never Insult The Viewer By Telling Them What They Can Already See.

Cricket. Come Summer Holidays Here In Australia Not A Whole Lot Else Seems To Matter. It's Good Stuff... Some Would Even Go As Far As To Say, Marvellous.