Any Girl Who Was A Lady Would

I've Had My Best Times When Trailing A Mainbocher Evening Gown Across A Sawdust Floor. I've Always Loved High Style In Low Company.

So We Came To The Ritz Hotel And The Ritz Hotel Was Divine. Because When A Girl Can Sit In A Delightful Bar And Have Delicious Champagne Cocktails And Look At All The Important French People In Paris, I Think It Is Divine.

I'm Furious About The Women's Liberationists. They Keep Getting Up On Soap-boxes And Proclaiming That Women Are Brighter Than Men. That's True, But It Should Be Kept Very Quiet Or It Ruins The Whole Racket.

With A Mental Equipment Which Allows Me To Tell The Difference Between Hot And Cold, I Stand Out In This Community Like A Modern Day Cicero. Dropped Into Any Other City Of The World, I'd Rate As A Possibly Adequate Night Watchman.

Men Are Weak And Constantly Need Reassurance, So Now That They Fail To Find Adulation In The Opposite Sex, They're Turning To Each Other. Less And Less Do Men Need Women. More And More Do Gentlemen Prefer Gentlemen.