I've Had My Best Times When Trailing

Always Go To The Solitary Drinker For The Truth!

Fate Keeps On Happening.

Any Girl Who Was A Lady Would Not Even Think Of Having Such A Good Time That She Did Not Remember To Hang On To Her Jewelry.

The Rarest Of All Things In American Life Is Charm. We Spend Billions Every Year Manufacturing Fake Charm That Goes Under The Heading Of Public Relations. Without It, America Would Be Grim Indeed.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes... But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes.