Any Good Movie Is Filled With Secrets.

Directing Is Mystifying. It's A Long, Long, Skid On An Icy Road, And You Do The Best You Can Trying To Stay On The Road... If You're Still Here When You Come Out Of The Spin, It's A Relief. But You've Got To Have The Terror If You're Going To Do Anything Worthwhile.

No Doubt You Are As Alarmed As I By The Tragic Decline In America's Language Skills. If 10 People Read The Following Sentence: Two Tanker Trucks Has Just Overturned In Alaska, Spilling A Totel Of 10,000 Gallons Of Beer Onto A Highway. Two Would Find An Error In Subject-verb Agreement, Two Would Find An Error In Spelling, And Six Would Find A Sponge And Drive North.

Any Good Movie Is Filled With Secrets.

Jewish Introspection And Jewish Humor Is A Way Of Surviving . . . If You're Not Handsome And You're Not Athletic And You're Not Rich, There's Still One Last Hope With Girls, Which Is Being Funny.

Will We Allow The Decline Of Our Language-the Language Of Shakespeare, Shaw And Steinbeck? Will We Abuse Our Precious Gift Of Communication? Will We Bite Our Mother Tongue With The Teeth Of Indifference, Crushing The Taste Buds Of Clarity And, Without Prompt Application Of The Antiseptic Of Education, Causing The Gangrene Of Strained Metaphors? Stand Up, America, And Let Me Hear Your Answer: Ain't No Way, Dude!