Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.

I Have Been In The Entertainment Business Some Forty-three Years, And I Have Never Said Anything Detrimental Or Anything That Might Be Construed As Belittling Any Race Or Religion. I Would Be A Sucker To Do So Because You Can't Insult The Customers.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.