Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Another Dollar A Quart.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.