Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

Christmas At My House Is Always At Least Six Or Seven Times More Pleasant Than Anywhere Else. We Start Drinking Early. And While Everyone Else Is Seeing Only One Santa Claus, We'll Be Seeing Six Or Seven.

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.