Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.