Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

What A Gorgeous Day. What Effulgent Sunshine. It Was A Day Of This Sort The Mcgillicuddy Brothers Murdered Their Mother With An Axe.

There Are Only Two Real Ways To Get Ahead Today - Sell Liquor Or Drink It.

Thou Shalt Not Steal-only From Other Comedians.