Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.