I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

There's No Such Thing As A Tough Child - If You Parboil Them First For Seven Hours, They Always Come Out Tender.