Never Work With Animals Or Children.

The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Another Dollar A Quart.

When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See What My Lawyer Says. . . . And If He Says Yes, I'll Get Another Lawyer.

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.