Never Work With Animals Or Children.

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.