I'm Looking For Loopholes.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine