I'm Looking For Loopholes.

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.

I Drink Therefore I Am.

I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.