I'm Looking For Loopholes.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.