I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.