I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.

Set Up Another Case Bartender! The Best Thing For A Case Of Nerves Is A Case Of Scotch.