Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.