Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.