I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.