I Have Spent A Lot Of Time

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.