I Have Spent A Lot Of Time

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!