Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.