I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.