Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.