I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.