I Drink Therefore I Am.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!