Anything Can Happen, But It Usually Doesn't.

Next To An Old-fashioned Church Social, Or Possibly A Monster Bridge Party, There Is No Buzz Which Can Equal The Sibilant Buzz Ofa Matinée.

Except For An Occasional Heart Attack I Feel As Young As I Ever Did.

Streets Flooded. Please Advise.

I Haven't Been Abroad In So Long That I Almost Speak English Without An Accent Now.

I Never Liked Bananas Much Anyway. Two-thirds Of The Way Down Even One Banana I Am Willing To Concede Defeat Smilingly And Give The Rest To The Nearest Monkey.