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There Are Several Ways To Apportion The Family Income, All Of Them Unsatisfactory.

One Cubic Foot Less Of Space And It Would Have Constituted Adultery.

England And America Should Scrap Cricket And Baseball And Come Up With A New Game That They Both Can Play. Like Baseball, For Example.

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A Great Many People Have Come Up To Me And Asked How I Manage To Get So Much Work Done And Still Keep Looking So Dissipated.