Anything That Is Absurd I See As

I Used To Go To Vegas And Play The Horses, And Then I Realised How Ridiculous That Was. There Is No Winning In Gambling, But There Is On The Stock Market.

The Last Really Expensive Trip We Took Was So Uncomfortable. It's So Lazy. I Want Somebody To Give Me A Great $30 Massage As Opposed To A Bad $265 Massage.

You've Got This Guy Who Refuses To Die For Some Reason Whether It Be A Physical Or Metaphysical Reason Or Spiritual Reason So You Can Do Anything. You Can Kill Off Anybody And You Can Still Bring Them Back Because He's Kind Of Half There And Half In Reality, You Know?

I Got Picked On A Lot. I Was A Complete Geek In School. I Had Braces. I Didn't Have The Hot Girlfriend. I Wasn't Ever Sought After. I Was A Stocky, Awkward Kid Who Got Laughed Off The Tennis Court When I Tried That.

Nothing Misleads People Like The Truth.