Anything Worth Knowing Cannot Be Understood By

I Took A Speed-reading Course And Read War And Peace In Twenty Minutes. It Involves Russia.

Man Cannot Live By Bread Alone. Every Once In Awhile He Needs A Salad.

I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me.

The Best Things In Life Are Censored.

I Wish My Parents Had Raised Me In Manhattan Because I Think It's The Greatest Thing You Can Do For A Kid Is To Raise Them In New York City. I Can See This With My Own Children.